R.I.P. Name Tag

(2010-2010)

"The discount was nice, but the workload too heavy"

My time there was very short, without question. But I did learn a few things:

1. I love consistency much more than I love other things, like folding clothes or showing people where the jeans are.
2. You know that Don Pardo, the voice of the Saturday Night Live opening credits among many other things, is technically retired, living in Arizona, and 92 years old? Nevertheless, he flies to New York City every week during the SNL season to introduce the show. All this to say, maybe if Target and I could work out a deal, I would be willing to go in every night and announce over the intercom that Target will be closing in 15/10/5 minutes. I'll be waiting for that call.
3. This ("this" not necessarily meaning Target, but probably large retail chains in general) just wasn't my cup of tea. This is.

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